sex

IS OVERRATED. 

lol random, I know. 

This blog topic came from a very amusing conversation i had with some girls yesterday.

So allow me to restate...

Sex is overrated. 

Seriously. 

Like, all this hype, like, people be addicted to that shit and Im just like... why?

I mean, dont get me wrong, sex is cool and all that. 

But addicted? 

Like... there be people that are all like "omg i couldnt go a week with out sex, let alone a year"

I mean... its not that hard, really. 

Ive gone weeks, months, over a year. 

Its ok. really. 

You're not gonna die. 

Like, after a while, you dont even think about it. 

You're just kinda like, you know, w/e

Idk, maybe the dudes from the other day were right lol

Maybe I just havent been with the right dude.

Been with the bitch niggas that dont wanna try the damn door swing.

LIKE WHO DOESNT WANT TO TRY TO DOOR SWING!??////

What.Ever.

Im not bitter. 

Really... 

lol

But yea. Sex is totally overrated.

ESPECIALLY.....

when...

you put in all that effort...

for no reward...

Its like makin the mouse run through the maze and not givin the poor thing the damn cheese. 

Soon that mouse gonna say fuck it and fuck you

especially after some 4 months of it. Then the mouse really gonna say fuck it and it might even try to attack you. 

So yea. fuck the smut books that I read, that shit dont really happen. Its all a lie.

One huge conspiracy. 

Especially with the whole hopeless romantic-ness too

thats a conspiracy too

cause that shit dont happen either. 

but im not bitter.

What? 

Where would you ever get an idea like that?

>_<